I wonder - does this ruined castle seem at all familiar to you? I'll give you a clue - Bryan Adams singing a really soppy song that was at the top of the charts for months... no? How about this: Alan Rickman: the best Sheriff of Nottingham ever - discuss.
Yes - this castle had a walk-on part in Robin Hood, Price of Thieves. Robin comes back from being a hero in the Crusades to find that his father has been killed and his home - this castle - has been destroyed. It's actually Old Wardour Castle, set deep in the Wiltshire countryside.
It was built in the late 1390s for John, the 5th Lord Lovell, who was doing rather nicely under Richard 11 - until everything went horribly wrong and Richard was deposed and (probably) murdered by Bolingbroke. In the meantime, however, John, who was distantly connected to Richard, had amassed a fortune and a great deal of property in Wiltshire, and his castle was built to demonstrate his wealth and status rather than for any military purpose - though it did have a portcullis and some picturesque machicolations (openings in a parapet through which, had Robin Hood's father ever actually lived here, he could have dropped rocks and boiling oil on the Sheriff when he came calling). In fact, the castle was in a remote spot of no strategic value, and it was unlikely that it would ever be attacked: nor was it - at least, not for a couple of centuries.
It's built in a hexagonal shape, with a small central courtyard containing a well. Now, this is a space open to the skies. Through the empty windows you can catch glimpses of the parkland surrounding the castle; there's something lovely about the way that mature trees and bright green turf are framed by weathered creamy-grey stone. But originally, all this would have been enclosed: the courtyard would have been a dark space, lit by rushes no doubt, which would have flickered on white plastered walls.
Upstairs, on the other hand, the Great Hall was brightly decorated with gilt and bright colours, tapestries and hangings, and lit by two huge, gracefully arching windows. Because of the hexagonal shape, there were odd little corners, which were cleverly utilised to create latrines which emptied into the castle's drainage system - positively the last word in 14th century luxury and convenience.
The fortunes of the Lovell family gradually declined, and in 1547, Wardour was bought by Sir Matthew Arundel. A clever chap, Matthew was a Catholic under Mary and a Protestant under Elizabeth. He married one of Elizabeth's ladies, and proceeded to restore and modernise Wardour. He did this, apparently, with respect for the building's mediaeval charm, enhancing rather than destroying - though some of the modern stonework looks a little out of place.
The Arundels continued to live at Wardour until the time of the Civil War. And this is where we come to the story of how the castle came to be in its present state. There were two sieges of the castle. The first was in 1643. Thomas, the 2nd Lord Arundel, was a Royalist and had gone to fight for the king. He left behind him his 60 year old wife Blanche, with a few male members of the household to protect her - never for one minute imagining that the castle would in fact be attacked by a Parliamentary force of 1300, under Sir Thomas Hungerford. Blanche was determined to resist, and so she did, along with her daughter, two small grandchildren, and 25 men.. They lasted out for a week, only surrendering when the Parliamentarians laid gunpowder under the castle and threatened to ignite it.
Note that. This is what was supposed to happen. The besiegers threatened to blow the castle up: the besieged surrendered with dignity.
However, in the second siege, it all went badly wrong.
This siege lasted from 1643 - 1644, and this time the besieger was Henry, Blanche's son. His father had been killed, and now he was determined to retake the castle. The garrison was a large one, and they had cannon, so they were not such an easy target as Lady Blanche had been. Eventually, Henry decided to use the same trickas his enemies had not long before. He brought in miners who laid a gunpowder mine in the tunnels under the castle.
But before the negotiations could take place, the defenders somehow managed to set off the mine by mistake - and this was the result.
After this disaster, the castle was never rebuilt. Eventually, a new house was built across the valley, and Old Wardour was reduced to the status of a romantic ruin. In the 18th century they even added artful grottos to add to the effect.
So there you have it. What looks at fist sight like a fortified mediaeval castle, worn away by the years, was actually a luxurious home which was destroyed by a mistake. But what's left is beautiful, peaceful, and evocative. Do go and see it if you get the chance.
And finally, just because it's such fun, here's a little quote from Robin Hood, Price of Thieves. I'd forgotten how good the script was.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.