Several questions came up in the course of the voyage, and we decided, as we lay about on deck, or drinking rum below, late at night, that rather than googling we would use the old-fashioned, the historic, way of gathering information.
'And what is that?' the younger reader inquires.
'Oh child,' we answer. 'Long ago, before the mighty Google, if we didn't know something we used to ask each other, and, if nobody knew, we would make it up.'
Q1: What is grog, actually?
Q2: Why is St Lucia the Helen of the Caribbean?
Q3: What are the Pitons? Very small volcanos? Very picturesque slagheaps?
Q4: Was Josephine black?
Q5: Did she actually have free passage for all the roses she bought from an English supplier? And was the French navy really under instructions to confiscate all seeds and seedlings and plants it found on English vessels, on her behalf?
Q6: What happened to Josephine anyway?
Q7: And what happened to Emma Hamilton?
Q8: Would you sail the Atlantic?
Q9: How do you pronounce Bequia?
Q10: Is this an orange, a lime, a lemon, or what?
Q11: Why is that called a Bimini?
Q12: Who was the only woman to sail with the Argonauts?
Q13: Are there any place names more romantic than Soufrieres and Malgretoute?
1) Undrinkable bilge-water rendered drinkable by the addition of lime juice and your naval ration of rum.
2) Because she was passed from hand to hand so often between the English and the French. Seven times, to be precise, in the 17th/18th/19th centuries.
3) Volcanic plugs, like King Arthur's Seat. Only pointier.
6) He put her away; and she died before the wars were over.
8) Yes, but then you'd wonder why you bothered. It is however only possible to wonder why you bothered after having done it. Rather like University. (NB: I have not sailed the Atlantic.)
10. Hmm. Don't know. It smells like an orange but it's green. Put a slice in the rum, anyway.
11: Because it's a cross between a bikini and Rimini. (No it's not. It's a sort of fitted maritime canopy, a sunshade like on the surrey with the fringe on the top, only on a boat. Perhaps it was invented in Bimini, which we think is in Cuba. Or Florida. Something to do with Hemingway, and fishing anyway. The Bahamas?)
13: No, except perhaps Finisterre.
Overall lesson learned:
Never trust a seafarer's version of events. They know nothing. They come back with no proper historical accuracy and just give you a load of all my eye and Betty Martin. Which is from the Latin prayer much used by Portuguese mariners: Ora pro mihi Beato Martine - pray for me, Blessed Martin, St Martin being the patron saint of taverns and landlords and reformed drunkards. Or perhaps not.
I should probably go to bed.